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One day there was a princess who went by the name of Rick Wright.
He was actually more of a prince but no one really cared to call him that because of his beautiful eye lashes.
Anyways Rick was stuck in this big ass tower that the evil Crust Destroyer Mason kept him in to make profit off of his luscious eye lashes.
Oh how he wept every night, every pluck.
It was torture on his soul and eyes, though his eyelashes grew back every night just as thick and long as the last.
Soon Rick grew tired of this stupid bs the mustachio'd man had been pulling, so he sent out a letter off a letter on a leg of his only friend, a greasy feathered dove by whom he called David.
The dove flew to a village before it was shot out of a sky with an arrow and dropped to the ground, it was picked up and brought into the home of a curly haired man.
The home belonged to the one and only, Syd Barrett. He was the town inventor but no one saw his genius and often brushed him off as a madman.
His home was filled with gadgets close to modern technology: A radio made out of mud and stones, a stove, sink, etc.
He often kept these things to himself, living in solitude in fear of being burned on a stake for being accused of witchcraft.
So he examined the bird to see if it was alright to eat, but the paper attached to his leg stole his attention.
He took it off and read it,Dear Whoever The Hell This Is,
Come save me I'm stuck in a castle and shit and my eye lashes are at steak
steak or stake
whatever these times doesn't have spell check just come save me.
I'm at this big ass tower in that land doesn't allow and crust, you probably know where it is or something.
Fuck You If You Don't Come, Princess Rick Wright
Syd stared at the letter, the words were terribly put together and didn't flow at all but the smell of the paper carried him to get ready for his journey to who knows where.
He got his sword and makeshift gun, he wrapped up the bird to eat on the road along with some other necessities and off he went the Kingdom of Absolutely No Crust Ever.
On the way he was stopped by this big ass dragon in No Man's Land. It was quite literally filled with Old English hippies who celebrated over that no one owned the land. Quite odd in a feudal world he thought.
"I am Roger Waters, not to be confused by my name, I do breath fire and could burn your worthless body to a crisp." The creature spoke. Syd just blinked at it.
"I suppose I could let someone who is just as a genius as me free, though, you'd have to solve this riddle. If yellow matter custard is dripping from a dead dog's eye and Vera has twelve apples and Jack has two pears, how what have they done?"
Syd was stumped. This dragon was too genius for him but he couldn't give up, the nice smelling princess needed him. He sat down and thought, thinking thinking.
Roger grew impatient and spate fireballs at him, "Time is up speak now!"
Syd quickly the great balls of fire and shouted his answer, "Trip to heave and ho, up down to and fro, you have no word."
Roger stared dumbly at Syd, such genius he couldn't handle it.
"I- I suppose I'll give you a ride to that castle then.." Syd jumped with glee and hopped on Roger's back and then flew to the crustless kingdom. There Roger dropped Syd off at the castle wall and went to destroy the village nearby.
So Syd walks up the tower and he's like "FUCK THIS IS HUGE WHY DIDN'T I BRING MY GRAPLE HOOK." and from this yelling Princess Rick Second Rate Handjobs Wright appears at the window.
"Oh my fair savior! Please help the king will be in my room any minute, he's planing to cut off my eye lids to collect my lashes!" The princess cried to Syd who in turn paced. He tried climbing the wall but to no avail. Suddenly it hit him.
"Rick Wright, Rick Wright let down your eyelashes!" Syd called to him. The lashes were let down and he climbed them and was kissed by the beautiful princess as a thank you.
The Crustless Asshole King barged in with a guard to cut Rick's eye lids but upon seeing Syd he locked the guard out, it was rules in the Crustless Kingdom that when two men who wanted something must duel for it.
King Mason drew his sword and Syd shot his gun. A silence filled the room and they both just shrugged and snogged.
Syd was about to shag Rick when they were interrupted by a knock on the castle wall from Roger.
"I set the castle on fire." He said nonchalantly and turned around for Syd and Rick to hop on his back, they did and they headed for Syd's village.
They had sex on Roger's back to the village, which he wasn't happy about but being fond of Syd he let it slide.
When they arrived at Syd's house Rick tossed out his crown and gaudy dress, he didn't like being a princess anyways and loved Syd too much to ever return to the boring castle he lived. Roger bummed off their food as well.
And they lived happily ever after, The End.This journal skin was made by *StrawberryChewies